December 2011
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
When Your Playing Tag
Then you see the person that’s out chasing your friend
When you accidentally touch that hot person's hand →
A Thousand Years - Christina Perri
I may not be the best looking person in the world,
But at least i’m one funny mother fucker.
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
